Wednesday 29 August 2012

Indians Find Water And Whales On Jupiter


 



Indians mission to Jupiter

I recently found an amazing post from an Indian news channel.
This is fact and nothing but the fact.
Upon the discovery I have to be honest I did spend about 10 minutes laughing at this and I am sure you will too, once you see it.
It is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen.
Reports say that the Indian satellite has found presence of water and "whales" on Jupiter. 
Water on Jupiter. I know why you must be thinking I am making a huge deal about a old story but not a lot of people know about this. I found out this today.
  • Indians report on finding water on Jupiter.
  • Indians report finding of whales on Jupiter.
  • Later NASA found the satellite in Arabian Sea.

I, at first thought this might be some type of joke, but I was in for a big shock.
Many times the Indians have tried to do what the Americans do and the rest of the world, but they seem to fail. I am in no way being rude at all or being racist. But time after time India tries to send a satellite or rocket into space it ends up exploding, chasing or malfunctioning.
These are facts and not any old story I am making up about space missions and India.

  • In 2008 India's first Moon mission was a close fail. A malfunction happened which caused the satellite to overheat and it was very close to failure.

But reporting on a satellite finding water and whales on Jupiter then the satellite later being found in the Arabian sea is just a total laughing shock matter. I cannot even know how they must have felt after finding out there finding were nothing but something captured from under the sea.
This was one giant disaster for India's Space missions.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gnJTQ4E3yc watch this video...

155 comments:

  1. The extent to which desis have made an impact in the US was reeled off in the Rajya Sabha — as many as 12% scientists and 38% doctors in the US are Indians, and in NASA, 36% or almost 4 out of 10 scientists are Indians.

    If that's not proof enough of Indian scientific and corporate prowess, digest this: 34% employees at Microsoft, 28% at IBM, 17% at Intel and 13% at Xerox are Indians.

    SO PLEASE WATCH WAT U SAY.

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    1. hi Feriesha ,
      maybe they meant jupiter island in florida

      http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2011/oct/12/whale-found-surf-jupiter-island-towed-back-out-sea/

      sonny kalsi on facebook

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    3. May we have any references to your "big news"? Umm I know the answer... your fertile imagination, now that is something to be commended over. LOL

      By the way, thanks for the laughs I had on your peanut sized brain. Made my day.

      Again, before you go on an abusing spree, references to the news item above please?

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    4. hahahaha indians r so dumb :D


      thanks gudness they didnt say they have found whales in sun :D

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    5. Hmm... If Indian's are so well educated and business savvy, then why haven't they figured out how NOT to live in a big shit hole called India? No offense but seriously. Nearly every image or video of India is predominately described as a disease infested shit hole. I think mostly b/c they generally are a class of people that are selfish and self-serving. Just a thought.

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    6. good statistics. So does the 18% of the world population too!! It has to be obvious statistics not the extraordinary statistics!!

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    7. Dear whoever posted about Indian people being selfish and self-serving-- try going to India sometime. I did. I found that Indians were far nicer and more generous than the average American. Even those who share a tiny two room home with five people and have almost no furniture are content. Their lives are simple and not cluttered with wasteful, unnecessary crap like what fills the lives of Americans. They have a stronger sense of family and community than most people in America have. I do not know which country you live in, but clearly you're from a Western country. I'm from the United States, so I write from that perspective. Stop being ignorant and making baseless claims that a whole nation of people in general are "selfish" and "self-serving". Thank you.

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    8. soooo....Where Would You Personally Rather Live????

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    9. Doesn't that make them Americans of Indian decent?

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    10. and you dont think the very same things are happening in America? or europe? I know some people who are Indian and some of them are extremely nice, while others not so much, in about the same ratio as anyone 'white' or american are nice or jerks.
      and all Indians are self centered because 1 female wants a white sperm donnor with blue eyes? yet so many americans (and others) get boob jobs, cosmetic surgery and wear makeup everyday?
      think about what you are saying, and check it isnt hypocritical.

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    11. A baby is another life not yours so no one has the right to make them anything else.
      If someone wants a boob job thats their self issue and will affect themselves NOT OTHERS LIFE AND FUTURE.
      And when the hell does boob jobs and babies similar?

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    12. janitorial staff is needed everywhere so does at nasa microsoft ibm etc

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    13. HUMOUR
      News on Pak TV:
      "Water & presence of Whales & Sharks found on Moon by Pakistani Satellite."
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      News on BBC:
      "Satellite launched by Pakistan found in Arabian sea."

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    14. Dude I am a Indian and support u but "12% scientists and 38% doctors in the US are Indians, and in NASA, 36% or almost 4 out of 10 scientists are Indians.
      If that's not proof enough of Indian scientific and corporate prowess, digest this: 34% employees at Microsoft, 28% at IBM, 17% at Intel and 13% at Xerox are Indians. "this are false there is no statistic given such.

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    15. That's only because there are almost 1.5 billion Indians. Don't get too cocky

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    16. Despite all this education and experience India fail to launch a satellite.

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    17. The majority are still white so 👀

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    18. India is the best country u motherfuckers

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    19. Whoever called India " a big shit " ; is as good as an illeterate and not at all knowledgeable according to me . A truely knowledgeable person would never insult a nation like this ; how bad be their condition is . Knowledge makes us more tolerant not arrogant .
      Whatever be all that glitters is not gold and dimonds are found in coal mines

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    20. Such big words from someone who can't even spell "illiterate" and "diamonds". Lmao

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    21. I'm sorry but tseries had a hard time beating a white guy that posts videos for fun corporation verse a single white u guys really need help

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    22. Indians themselves are fine its just that their country's systems and government are so screwed up. Nothing against the people just that they need to fix their own problems down here on Earth than trying to send a satellite to Jupiter XD

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    23. You go ahead and count his subscribers...let the world rest !! Nobody is intrested in ur crap...u r just being an anonymous asshole..as always..we get to see ur look alike kind things alot ..like when i shit...the thing like u comes out always...

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    24. To the people who are talking sh*t about India, "Yowai mo".

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    25. Same meme i found about pakistan.

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    26. well look at us now, we re officially the first ever country to land on the lunar south pole of the moon and about people sh*t talking india about 12 years ago that news isnt even authentic its a shame y all fall for such things no wonder why scam callers target the west.

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    27. First of all that is fake news and please do remember how your economy runs and the o ly reson we might be lacking a little is because we started if late but are progressing at a great speed which would be impossible if we were stupid thank you

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  2. You need to post the link to that report where any Indian officials or media claimed to have found water and whales on Jupiter.

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    1. It wasnt an Indian satelite man
      It was a Pakistani satellite and it is a fake post

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    2. Don't spread the fake news ,send me the reference

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  3. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFnQ7fUuLxs
    so called fellow...
    watch this ..then u understand who is helping whom...

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    1. Yeah they worked the phones, big help !

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    2. Yeah yeah India is dum that is why Britishers, Persian wanted to rule India

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    4. There was no satellite mission to Jupiter by India, from where this information came?


      India launched satellites for navigations which are not only helping India but, Russia, Japan Singapore as well as China to have navigation help...

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    5. HUMOUR
      News on Pak TV:
      "Water & presence of Whales & Sharks found on Moon by Pakistani Satellite."
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      News on BBC:
      "Satellite launched by Pakistan found in Arabian sea."

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    6. Asshole's,asshole lmao

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  4. This news is Fake. Indians found water on the Moon and not on jupiter and the Satellite that was found in the arabian Sea was a Pakistani Satellite. ISRO is one the best Space Organisations in the World, Making such Fake news only shows how illitrate and dumb you people are. Also, the video link in the article is of a different Satellite misson by ISRO. Grow up and watch some real News Asshole.

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    2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xleDMLt5Ggk

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZgaq_fE0VQ

      suck on these. epic fails.

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    3. you write off Indians so easily. Do you know how many American or Russian Satellites have exploded and failed? Plus you didn't post the link to the news story you have proudly posted the picture of. I could edit it to downgrade NASA too. Cheap post.

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    4. Yeah dude, this is fake. The satellite discovered in the Arabian sea was Pakistani, no one was claiming they found whales on Jupiter?!

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    5. @Ferlesha... Now why would someone remove such a big piece of news item? What do you think?

      "Its a fake and I better remove it before I get in trouble" comes to my mind. How about you?

      Do you seriously still believe in a snippet on youtube that was removed just as hastily as you have put together this piece of blog?

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    6. I believe NASA is a bunch of bull shit. Has anyone bothered to look at the satellite pictures that NASA uses as Google earth and Moon? You'll see some pretty interesting things on there. So in conclusion, I'd have to say i trust them more than our own fucking country. (; but don't take my word for it. Look yourselfs

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    7. India never launched a satallite for Jupiter. The one found in Arabian see was a military satellite

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    8. I think when speaking from 2020 I should say India has reached heights in the field of space research and many other fields. It is already the spiritual guru of the world. I mean all religions (major ones originated in the east)I am sure that India has influenced these regions from time immemorial.
      Even our simple gestures are grand.
      We drink water from bottles without the bottle touching our lips to avoid transmission of germs.
      We say namaste instead of shaking the hand for the same reason
      We remove our sandals and place them outside before entering the house and wash our feet(now it has been found that germs can befound more on the feet region when we come home after travelling.
      These are the few things our ancestors taught us.
      They may seem small but I think they are a huge deal what with the new corona disease and all.
      Ourselves being more spiritual gradually lost interested in developing material aspects of life so we dont have a lot of material development.
      We are trying to develop that aspect also.
      We accept all religions but sometimes people can cause trouble because well they are not perfect.
      We have our own share of problems . Mayi ask you something? Who doesnt?America has her own problems.People there are divided on most of the major issues.
      I have seen American children. They have every modern facilities. They are still not happy. They are not like children. Children are supposed to be happy.
      In my country children who doesnt have enough to eat are happy and smiling.
      I agree that we are backward financially and we migrate to other countries for studies and material aspects.
      As soon as we attain sufficient material aspects , we wont go to other countries.
      Do you seriously think we like being second class citizens and being discriminated on the basis of skin colour?
      We are tolerant people but it doesnt mean that we lack a back bone.People used to come and study in our universities like nalanda , Taxila etc in historic times.
      One person actualy asked us to stop trying grand things. We have tried and attained grand things in the past (come and see ancient buildings in India if you are doubtful and wonder at the architectural finesse and ingenuity).
      It is like asking a human baby to not walk. It will walk and it will fall down a lot but it will finally learn to stand in ots feet and walk proudly.
      As far as Nasa and the scientists are concerned dont you have enough worker bees in America?Then why are you taking Indian scientists instead of well countries like China?I respect America a lot. Infact I respect all nations of the world who respect humanity and harmonious living.I dont know what you are taught in your country but you may benefit from keeping calm, analysing things rationally and then responding instead of saying whatever comes from your mind.It is figuratively like taking a hammer and knocking people in their head.Criticism should be delivered with sympathy.
      As Indians we always say "loka samastha sukhino bhavanthu,"which means "let the whole world be t peace"
      It is my strong conviction that India in its past glorious times have contributed more things to the world than the world has given to India.The spirit of the Indian nation will rise again. It is as sure as the sun rising in the east everymorning for India has upholded Dharma(i dont know an equivalent word in English)since time immemorial and whomever protect Dharma, Dharma protects them.

      Vande Matharam

      We

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    9. Please forgive the tying and grammatical errors and try to concentrate on the soul instead of the words.

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    10. India is great......i am and India and am proud to be one.. .Indian vedas, upanishadas, mahakavyas like valmiki Ramayana and Shri Mat Bhagawat Gita talks about various modern, scientific, political, economic ideas that prevails today.... Many foreign scientists have been appreciated for various researches like Galileo Galilee, Sir Isaac Newton and many others but whatever those scientists proved was already engraved in the vedas in a spiritual way much long time ago..... The Atharva veda, one of the four vedas deal with education of medicine usages .. .the great Susruta belongs to the crappy India that you call today ... He introduced the various advanced techniques of surgery for the first time in history. .... The shampoo you foreigners use today was long ago used in India by the name "champoo" by combining various nutrition rich herbs and extracted oils.....and many more.....science started not so long ago maybe arround 300 years to 400 year before.. . But the great scientific thing in the vedas are so old that the writers are also not known... India has highly rich culture..... Diversed group of people live here. ...it can't be even told exactly how many languages are spoken in India we still live in unity..... Remember there were wars amongst the peope of the same country like in sri lanka . .....but do anyone find such things about India.. ....Not even this... .The great Arthashastra of Kautilya deals with political affairs that prevails today..... Stop saying crap about India.......if not for some superstition and foreign emergence were there we would have been so much ahead. . And we will be.......the science that you foreigners are learning day by day are already in the great vedas and shastras . Infact the yoga you learn toda Yb is a rich culture of us Indians ....the meditation you do was first started in India for peace of mind and good health and connection to god by Maharishis . Before knowing the greatness of India don't ever talk shit about us... Anyways no offense.........."Sarve bhavantu sukhinaha Sarve Santu Niramaya Sarve Bhadrani Pachyantu Ma Kachchit Dukhabhag Bhavet om shanti shanti shanti"
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      Thankyou
      A student of standard 10... From India

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  5. Please don't believe on any news telecast except for Doordarshan as per as Indian News Channels are concerned. Now a days commercial news channels, almost everywhere not only of our country but others even USA and UK too, provide fake, manipulated and biased news to get more and more attention. Doordarshan may be old but still it has maintained its integrity. There were news of end of world, gates to hell in Russia etc. long time back. Learn from it.

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  7. Are you working with ISI? The friggin paki intelligence agency that recruits dim witted idiots like you to spread propaganda videos and pics like these on the internet so that the people of the failed state of Pakistan can feel good about themselves? The video captures you put clearly have edited captions. Plus you have no video proof of whatever you wrote down here. Maybe you smoked too much and started hallucinating about this shite.

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    1. Are you fucking stupid or something pakistan never launched a satellite yoy dumbshit
      And atleast our dim witted isi spies dont get caught like Kulbhushan Jadhav the fact that india cant even control its own population so they had to legalize gay proves what a stupid country it is run by idiots like moohdi
      The people spreading propaganda here is you and your fucking country about what they're doing to the kashmiries you fucker!
      Get your fucking facts rights and go watch some real news not the crap your dad feeds you.

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    2. The first accurate estimation of pi was given by Arhimedes of Syracuse, a Greek mathematician who lived from 287-212 BC. No offense, but maybe you should check your facts.

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    3. Niggaiggawtf If kashmiri people don't want to follow Indian rules they must be dispel from country as simple as that. If they like pakistan then go and join pakistan but not ask Kashmir which is in India Province....

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  8. it was pakistans attempt and not india's. BBC claimed about pakistan failed attempt, this is edited photo.We Americans are better aware that pakistan put their blame on others, whole world saw your failed attempt.

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    1. Can you explain your point how pakistanis put their
      Blame on other ....

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    2. lol no, It was an Indian satellite, Your media just feeds you bullshit, Accept your incompetence and stop blaming Pakistan for your shortcomings.

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    3. https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fpics.onsizzle.com%2Fnews-on-pakistan-tv-water-whales-sharks-found-on-moon-3692813.png&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fonsizzle.com%2Fi%2Fnews-on-pakistan-tv-water-whales-sharks-found-on-moon-2315651&docid=ExF3ZiNLlofQuM&tbnid=SvH7JT4ikAge_M%3A&w=500&h=690&bih=628&biw=1366&ved=0ahUKEwi01Ianl67PAhUJbiYKHfF8D1EQMwgeKAAwAA&iact=mrc&uact=8

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    4. thats so fake u complete dumbfuck. anyone can put a caption on a picture, admittedly even dumbass indian shithanging fags like you

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    5. Hello Anonymous who believes in that fake picture....Have you heard of photoshop?I can't gurantee you that it was done by pakistani people but can gurantee that it was a fake picture......If Indians are so dumb then they didn't have launched a satellite nuclear weapon and we are only fourth country to achieve this..... We have a mars mission and also moon landing mission.....

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  9. I bet this person has links to Pakistan, so posting as Indian satellite. What idiots, Pakis. Actually a little bit of research will show the person who writes this blog does not bother to check facts about ISRO. Must be a dumb Paki or on their payroll.

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  10. i know you ain't racist but please check the credibility of something before posting it. If Indians are so dumb and idiotic then why is US asking India (ISRO) to launch their satellites?
    and about the whales on Jupiter neither india nor pakistan have said that they found water and whales on Jupiter. ISRO also holds the record for highest success ratio, cheapest launch, most number of satellites laucnhed with one vehicle.

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  11. how can someone find water on jupiter? whoever posted this may lack common sense. even if u want to underestimate other races, post something which makes some logic. you are an asshole! and that's a true story..

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  12. Your entire blog is filled with nonsensical judgements and no citations as to any of the so called 'facts' that you are blurting out randomly.
    Here are some facts:
    1. India has the sixth largest space research organization in the world (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Space_Research_Organisation)
    2. If a retard like you knows that whales don't exist on Jupiter, its pretty obvious that the scientist of one of the smartest races on the planet know it as well.
    3. Internet lies, its just a meme made by haters, you fell for it. You sir have lost the internet.
    Please post facts and give links as to any of the bullshit you post, just calling it a fact doesn't make it one.
    Have a nice day
    Smart Indian

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    1. Oh also, i forgot to tell you an actual fact. Everybody fails at space very often.
      https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=america+russia+sattelite+fails&oq=america+russia+sattelite+fails&gs_l=youtube.3...11142.17270.0.17503.32.28.1.3.3.0.198.2752.11j17.28.0...0.0...1ac.1.11.youtube.ywsgpTjYzP0

      That should show you a picture. Also another fact, remember http://www.universetoday.com/9829/helicopter-will-catch-samples-from-genesis/
      Yeah, catching parts of the sun in a capsule with a helicopter, not like NASA comes up with the brightest ideas ever.
      You have been lawyered, gg wp

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  13. Ferlesha, you're a stupid ni gger

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    1. Atleast check the facts bitch this was a Photoshopped image don't disrespect my country, son of a bitch, goddamn fucking dickrider

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  14. Hiyaaa ferlesha....i juz posted tiz pic on my fb with a "omfg really???"....then i googled to see if something silly like tiz could have happened....and found your site ...well abit of bad taste i say.......but im shocked to read the comments though....take it easy guyz.. :-) my name is kumaran nagapa im indian ...i like science :-)

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  15. Lol Jupiter is a gas giant. No one capable of building a rocket- even a failing one would be stupid enough to find whales and no one outside of America would be stupid enough to believe a claim to the contrary. Lol idiots stop breeding. Btw Indians who cite stats for your achievements. You were raised and educated by western culture. What percentage of your population is still pagan? You're as stupid as the Americans are.

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    1. Haha..u sure we were raised and educated by western culture?..indian civilisation was far more advanced when the western civilisation was still hunting n gathering. And pagan?..u mean a way of living and belief that is not yours is wrong?..read about the religion..its based on reason..something that u idiots cant comprehend..im quite lazy to explain but do read about the faith there n how indians knew about the universe and stars hundreds of years before other 'western' religion came about

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  16. Hahahaha amazing
    Expose the truth. Fuck India.

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    1. You dum piece of shit binary language which is zeros and ones is used in all computers, who invented zero? Your mom? It was aryabhatta he also gave the value of pi you anonymous dog

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    2. You dum piece of shit binary language which is zeros and ones is used in all computers, who invented zero? Your mom? It was aryabhatta he also gave the value of pi you anonymous dog

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  17. The americans don't lie about missions to space,they are far away from oil producing countries.they don't exploit.

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  18. Ootha thevdiya punda... Unga appanukkku kanji varumaanu kelu da koothi mavanae.

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  19. How about the recent MARS mission? The cheapest MARS mission till date and it is well more than just successful.

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  20. I'm not Indian...but anyone who has commented that Indians are dumb is the dumb one!!

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  21. Assalamu Alaikum,

    I am an American. I love India and Pakistan.

    Namaste

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  22. I know it's not true but why so ridiculous? We have water and whales, they are a thing and do exist. They could possibly (or similar creature) exist elsewhere. Open your mind dude.

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  23. Know what I think? That you're not very bright to realise that the picture was a hoax. Also India successfully launched a satellite to Mars on their maiden attempt at a cheaper cost than the other nations.

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  24. LOL.... Indians have tried to do what the Americans do and the rest of the world, but they seem to fail.... what was the blogger trying to say that..

    spending insane amount of money on failures

    . tell him india reached Mars in single attempt where usa took i think 3 that to in 11% of nasa's mission

    even look at list of missions to mars...
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_missions_to_Mars

    http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/190772-indias-first-mars-satellite-enters-orbit-costing-just-11-of-nasas-own-mars-mission

    a budget that these American coudnt even make a Movie on space....;) :P

    http://www.vox.com/2014/9/24/6838079/india-mars-mangalyaan

    leaving everything apart we are proud of our subcontinents intelligence...

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  25. I am an Indian living in US.
    First of all this info and post is misleading. No body claimed there is water on Jupiter.

    Dont know if the satellite found in Arabian Sea is Pakistani or not but even if its Pakistani's, its not a failure. Its a stepping stone for success. It took several years and lot of failures for NASA to be in today's position. During the process, NASA even lost lives of world's best astronauts. We all know space mission is not a joke. Good luck to both India and Pakistan for future space missions.

    In regards to the comment that says Indian are selfish, its a very rude comment and cannot be generalized to any particular race. Some people in India may be selfish but not all. I ask the person who made that comment "no body in India cared about a old beggar" this question "Would all of your people care about every homeless guy in every street". Poverty is one of the major challenges in India or Pakistan and I bet you see even worse conditions in slum areas. Having a population of roughly a billion around you, and millions of people in poverty around you, you would become one of those unconcerned persons.

    America is a country of Immigrants and I love and respect it. Cheers.

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  26. HUMOUR
    News on Pak TV:
    "Water & presence of Whales & Sharks found on Moon by Pakistani Satellite."

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  27. Somebody tell these intelligent people that India has never launched a mission on Jupiter.
    And won't launch till 2030 when it compeletes it's inner planets exploration program.

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  28. Dear intelligent author this is fake, from next time please check whether you are posting true stories. You don't know anything about isro it was the first space agency to send a satellite to orbit mars successfully in its maiden attempt(hope you know what that means dear author) and also much cheaper than NASA's maven probe. It would be good if you delete your story.

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  29. This pakistani piece of shit has edited this photo .. its so obvious. I am an American .. A smart one and I believe that pakistani should sHove their ak 47s in their mothers vaginas and shove their nuclear bomb in their fathers ass. .fricking country is a pain to the world.

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  30. This guy is nuts. You are reporting wrong. India has the record for almost 100% success rate of launches. And indians are not pakistanis or north koreans. Get your damn facts right.

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  31. This guy is nuts. You are reporting wrong. India has the record for almost 100% success rate of launches. And indians are not pakistanis or north koreans. Get your damn facts right.

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  32. If americans cant find the pricksistani terrorists which fucked them....!

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  33. This is just a meme.
    Are you really stupid enough to believe it?
    Keep up with the world.
    Thre was no mission to Jupiter
    Also, people claim that Apollo 11 moon landing was a hoax.
    What do you think about that?
    Check ISRO successes.
    Even your electron size brain will be surprised

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    1. doubt i'm stupid as im getting paid from this. I think you are the stupid one for even clicking on my blog. bye bye.

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  34. Don't forget to check out my latest blog on how Indians are anti-black and what you guys can do to change this.

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  35. http://9gag.com/gag/a44rEjQ/so-pakistan-found-water-and-whales-on-jupiter

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  36. Well in that case u r an illiterate. And u r making this baseless assumptions just attract a few crowd again using India as a reference. I mean r u serious , India by now has developed it's own satellite for satnav and Pak is still begging for money from USA. India has tested missiles that can go more half a continent n u guys r still begging with USA. U ppl r such a beggers that u r even ready to lick Chinese ass n American ass to get money n feed ur clans. By the time I finish writing u would have licked 1 more time an American ass. By the way ISRO is highest yielding association in the world when it comes to launching foreign satellites. M sure u guys r still begging.

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  37. This is a fake report created to humiliate India. Indian scientists are not dumpheads, and for your information about 4 out of 10 scientists working in NASA are Indians. Behind NASA's every accomplishments there is hardwork of Indians. And we dont copy any other country.

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  38. This post has created by a nut pr what? Lol this person don't even know what ISRO has done!

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  39. This post has created by a nut pr what? Lol this person don't even know what ISRO has done!

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  40. i don't know why people creating jokes to post these types of news even i think our media has also creating jokes to our Nation, personally i think they never show truth for serious issues, they always creates humor to post bogus news and pictures. Maybe one day India launched their satellite successfully in the space and find some real evidence of water and other substances on the space.
    Find real news here : online hindi news

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  41. FOR YOUR KIND INFORMATION THIS SATELLITE WAS LAUNCHED BY PAKISTAN NOT INDIA. IT MEANS PAKISTANIS CLAIMED THAT THEY FOUND WATER AND WHALES ON JUPITER NOT INDIANS. I DON'T KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN INDIA AND PAKISTAN OR NOT BUT YOU ARE DEFINITELY AN ASSHOLE. NEXT TIME DO SOME RESEARCH BEFORE POSTING ANY RANDOM SHIT.

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    1. AND YEAH! THE SCREENSHOT OF NEWS YOU ARE SHOWING IS DIGITALLY MANIPULATED

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    2. JUST VISIT THIS LINK AND THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-good-memes-about-Pakistan

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  42. We indians are not so good in space science that we can find whales and sharks on jupiter
    Its those pakistanis who are so intelligent and are so talanted
    It was not india who found whales and sharks on jupiter its pakistan where brilliant minds are born so brilliant that they found life on jupiter
    The photos above that india found life on jupiter is fake it must have been photoshoped if not then any of pakistanis who read this comment
    please send me video of any indian reporter saying this please send me the link on
    ritikt002@gmail.com

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  43. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DJ0hjChq_Q

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  44. India never sent any satellite to Jupiter

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  45. This site is written by a chutiya and the news sponsored by chutiya.
    India never launched a satellite to Jupiter. And India was the first country to discover water on moon. U idiots see ur country about to break in 4 pieces

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  46. Hey, This Anonymous guy is SHIT. India never sent any to Jupiter. You can guess who he is. (He is next to Arabian sea.) He does not know any thing except lies, Hatred & Shit. That is what God gives him all his life. India took 104 satellites into the space. No other in the whole world country could do it. What do you say now oh shit?

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  47. About Indian rockets carrying satellite being exploded in their way, one should know the fact that rockets launched by India into space have the highest successful rate, more successful than USA's NASA and Russia's RosCosMov. India is the first country to successfully launch its satellite into Mars orbit in first attempt( no other country has ever done this in it's first attempt).Indian space program is so cost effective and cost efficient that even super powers like USA,Russia, Germany, Britain, France and many other countries lauch their satellites through India's space agency ISRO.
    Now coming to India first moon mission that is known as Chandrayan-1,was launched successfully on October 22,2008 from SDSR SHAR,Sriharikota,Andhra Pradesh.The spacecraft was orbiting around the moon at a height of 100Km from the lunar surface for chemical,mineralogical and photo-geologic mapping of the moon. Just google for god's sake.

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  48. All this is fake... No Indian satellite was launched to Jupiter recently. It was a Pakistani satellite.. Some dumb person posting false news. Seems like he/she had the time to make this up but not to at least cross check with Google....

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  49. India launches satellites from sriharikota which is near bay of bengal, how​ would it fall at arabian sea and without Indians knowing it. It is pakistan whose sites are near Arabian sea

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    1. LoL point! Even the image is a bad collage with font boxes pasted on it.
      These terrorists don't have any other jobs in part-time, I guess😁

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  50. You seem to be a desperate fagg who was hurt when media reported about Pakistani satellite found in Arabian Sea just moments after launch.

    As far as I can find on Google, what I get is : News on Pak TV: "Water & presence of Whales & Sharks found on Moon by Pakistani Satellite." . . . . . . . . . News on BBC: "Satellite launched by Pakistan found in Arabian ...

    I understand your pain but let that flow through the hole, or else you would suffer indigestion!

    It was an Indian who invented Pentium processors, an Indian who invented Email. Indian Space Research Organization ISRO has discovered new kinds of sattelite launch vehicles and has the world record of launching the most number of satellites on one go (104) and one of the heaviest satellite in the space!

    You have neither linked any reliable news source as an attachment to support your idiotic post nor has even posted a genuine picture. This image clearly is forged with, the fonts have been typed later and random channel pics have been photoshopped.

    Pakistan can't even photoshop properly!

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    1. The video link mentioned was of 2010 when India had to create its own cryogenic engine after Russia denied its own engine which was promised due to issues. Creating that is really hard and we were successful in january 2014 and now just some days ago 18th december........Russia given engines after years. India has the world's most low cost launch system for low orbit and small small satellites called PSLV.......Because its low cost the countries like France, UK and germany have sent their satellites from PSLV........And the uploader of that video is a Pakistani whose country couldn't send a single satellite in orbit or even 20 meters above the ground and gone to mars till 1 or 2 years ago...😂😂

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  51. Everyone who thinks this is real is an idiot. This was a f***ing meme get over it already...
    if you dont know what a meme is then we have a problem but just for clarification, this was all made up by some guy who thought it would be funny

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  52. The big thing is that the satellite was able to communicate from Arabian sea......it told the control room what it saw ...Dolphins and water.
    Indians think they can act like a develop country and a super power just because most of population of this world lives (no matter how) in this country. Do not realize that everything is not Indian movies, those are actually substandard versions of Hollywood and Pakistani old movies. People are stupid to watch those versions but space science is not a fun. A nation with hungry uncontrolled population when enters to space science, what else your expectations are?

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  53. See what the best aerospace institute of this poor world (India) did:
    https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-23455128

    Enjoy.......

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  54. If you still think India copies space mission! India have launched most number of Satellites in go! And have made a record! The satellite in Arabian Sea is completely false! It was just a meme made of Pakistan! Write something in your blog only when you have the complete knowledge!

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  55. You idiot that wasn’t India with the Jupiter exploration that was Pakistan. India is going to launch its first rocket to Jupiter in 2022.

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  56. Bro if you get a time than research about ishro
    Research about 104 satellite launch ����
    Namstey

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  57. Hahaha i heard this same joke for pakisthan

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  58. You fool , it was done by pakistan. Know your facts first. India is doing great in terms of space research.stop spreading fake news about india. Don't forget how much indians have given to the world. And how much Americans have taken(biggest bunch of Showoff's). Anyway, america was discovered by accident while Columbus was looking for india

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  59. dude wtf india has never sent a satellite to jupiter, and our space program was shit in the past but is one of the best today. and for y'all saying it's a shithole country, i guess some parts are, but India's only been a country for like 70 years and for hundreds of years before that our resources and people were stolen and abused. very few other countries have suffered that and most of them are far behind.

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  60. Well for all those who are blindly believing what is written on this page.....this is fabricated news.....or to say....FAKE NEWS.
    I am an American, but I can’t stand fake news....
    In 2018 , the news came that PAKISTAN LAUNCHED A SATELLITE , IT REACHED MOON IN 3 DAYS, AND SENT BACK TRANSMISSIONS WHICH STATED the water and whales and other shit
    IT WAS THEN RECTIFIED BY NASA(National Aeronautics and Space Administration) saying that PAKISTANI SATELLITE CRASHED INTO THE ARABIAN SEA.
    I am neither protecting India nor am I against Pakistan , but I can’t stand fake news.

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  61. I'm not trying to be trigerred but American space programs have had more than their fair set of failures and citing one example for a failed mission is far from proof for the astoundingly fake piece of news you've shared. What's funny to me is you don't realise that you're the real idiot here for not being able to apply your puny brain to verify this bullshit coming your way.

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  62. Haha this is completely a meaningless post. And let me tell you that photo is called as a meme and its not a news that has been published. Let me tell you about ISRO. ISRO is one of the most successful organisations. And its in top 5 research organisations in the whole world. The success rate of ISRO is much larger that NASA. You can also search for the facts. ISRO annual budget is just 1.7billion dollars and NASA has an annual budget of 20 billion dollars. And ISRO with this budget has achieved some great results. The fails are much less than NASA or any other space organisation. ISRO's moon machine called Chandrayan was not any failure its a huge huge success. And ISRO is the 4th country to reach and establish a satellite in the orbit of mars. Do you call it as a failure? Or any worst country. Yes its a developing country but bot any failed one

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  63. Hey guys all your arguments just gives the following idiotic page to post unrealistic and fake news here so don't make someone to make money by our precious time and another if the world dint had the America probably world never had learnt to tell lies and if it didn't had Indian it would have never exists

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  64. Do you think people cannot differentiate b/w original image and badly edited photo

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  65. Lol porkistani. The news is fake. Atleast learn to edit the picture correctly. Pakistani space agency found water and whales in arabian sea.
    Pakistani chutiya

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  66. It belongs to pakistan bitch...

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  67. I want to ask the writer or blogger what ever so :

    What is the above picture actually . I think it is a meme .

    Can you please attach a link to this page regarding the jupiter mission news
    Being a responsible person you should not write a single word without an authenticated proof . Remember you are in the biggest playform i.e internet where thousands of people are reading your blogg . So whatever you write can influence the thinking of a lot of people .

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  68. Check the credibility of such news before writing Indians missions off as failures. I pity your primitive brain that cannot differentiate between real and obviously fake news, which is essentially a meme.

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  69. It was a pakistani mission... how don't you know the difference? You stupid

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  70. It's was Pakistani satellite not Indian

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  71. This author is a nutcase!! You piece of shit, get your facts right. The satellite was launched by Pakistan and not by India.

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  72. At least we didn't shoot the video of walking on moon, within a room located in the central Naveda desert.
    #dontfeelbadbitch

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    1. This is the most badass comment ever!!ufff you nailed it

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  73. Hey bloody fool, attach the link of official statements by Indian officials about the same

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  74. Lol do you even know how to use photoshop?
    At least try to make it look convincing.
    You are not even trying hard enough.

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  75. huh you can use the photo for memes tho

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  76. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/57/fc/6d/57fc6d8be62e37ac353b2779692e6653.jpg check out the bottom image LMAO

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  77. For your kind fucking information it was a Pakistani satellite not INDIAN. And your edit was not so good changing "PAKISTANI to INDIAN" FUCKER ��

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  78. This is such a great resource that you are providing and you give it away for free. I love seeing blog that understand the value of providing a quality resource for free. Water blobs

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  79. Well all the Non-Indians believing this should get some help. ISRO is second largest space agency after NASA and its the first country to reach Mars on its first attempt.This satellite was Pakistani uffff and guys if India's missions were such fails and if Indians were stupid then why would NASA want them to launch their satellites.And For all those who think India is poor I just wanna say that how do you know ??By some foreign youtubers who only showed bad side ?? Every country has pros and cons and only 30% of India is poor that too because of the population. You must visit India to see that do those people really show you the truth ? Well if you think India is poor then idk how such poor country have one of best hospitals,best athletes,bollywood which is second largest in world, education provided in every single part of the country despite being 7th largest country in world on basis of area . All I wanna say is rely on facts not rumours and fake posts by few people who are jealous;) have a good day !!

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  80. dear random person,
    this could be a fake news cause i found a similar news but instead of india, they put pakistan

    link to the image: https://www.google.com/search?q=water+and+whales+found+on+jupiter&sxsrf=ALeKk00HIVbN_khtjaOBnxIr4cGzC7_AmA:1629984152110&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwimyICT5M7yAhX_7nMBHcUeA2wQ_AUoAnoECAEQBA&biw=1315&bih=618#imgrc=KS0SUmUpu2nkPM


    and anyways if it's true
    many people caught shit on space
    like ppl in usa finding UFOs
    and thinking ufos are parked in Area 51

    see not all news are true

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  81. Some of those Indians probably brought Covid-19 to Jupiter ! Water & whales are right up their arseholes so they masturbate furiously to let them all fall out !! Then they will park their cocks up each other's arses !

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  82. Have u even tried going at the other side of the Moon? We had failed at the last moment(Hard landed 500m from our target). Ever tried to control such a diverse mass which is second largest in the world on a small land. And USA is nothing but a overrated country who will finish who competes with them. Look at USSR, China and other countries.

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  83. Ok, so who paid you to create this webpage Bhikmangistani

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  84. Fake post this never happened.
    Yes there was a failed satellite but there were no news reports like this and when looked on the internet you find that this was originally a meme about Pakistan and this is the only place where I saw india being criticised The amount of hate comments are disgusting. EXTREMELY MISLEADING POST

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  85. Its fake news this is published by a Pakistani guy because they jealous they dont even have one satellite 😂😂

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  86. Indian 🇮🇳1 April 2024 at 07:00

    For everyone's kind information most of the scientists working in NASA are Indians. Most of the software engineers and developers of USA are from India. The greatest Mathematician of all time Dr C.V.Raman is an Indian. Mind your language before speaking about INDIA. And stop publishing such fake news about India. Analyse the news before you comment. JAI HIND 🇮🇳 .

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